He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I wear drunk well.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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