she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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