Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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