let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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