i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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