He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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