Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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