Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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