If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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