so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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