I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Even my vagina gasped.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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