talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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