i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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