its not stalking. its research.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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