I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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