I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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