I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If I die, sorry about rent.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
