STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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