then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
