HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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