so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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