Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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