Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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