now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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