I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize
