Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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