So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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