I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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