Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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