I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize