Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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