she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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