508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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