There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
