this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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