You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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