we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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