she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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