I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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