I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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