i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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