Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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