ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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