You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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