just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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