She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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