thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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