Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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