i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
false alarm, still single
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