dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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