You're so nebulous sometimes
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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