I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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