IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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