yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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