she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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